The Gators lost on Saturday night and I was so sad. However, I sent the best text message ever to someone (a UM fan I might add) who attempted to talk s*** to me. Considering UM is non-ranked and considering several players had a fistfight with players from FIU…I couldn’t believe the that this person would talk smack, but this person can be an a-hole (sometimes) so I wasn’t really surprised.
The text message I received was:
“Go Gators.”
My reply: “I f***ing hate you assclown. Nice fight tonight douchebag.” Lol. The best part was that I didn’t quite remember sending this text message (I was drowning my sorrows). So when I read back my texts from the night (of which there were many and half of which I wish I didn’t write, damn you unlimited text messaging!) the next day it was a welcome surprise. I think the words assclown and douchebag are the greatest words ever. I now have all my friends using the word douchebag...assclown is next.
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Ha ha, love both those words, already use them myself...have to work on using assclown more though, that is a good one...top notch text...especially since it was in blacout mode!
Loves!
LC
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