So...I am currently sitting here spending a beautiful afternoon in Bryant Park, complete with my iPod and free wireless internet. I heart what New York has made me appreciate.
What I don't appreciate are the following:
1.) Couples in love. I'm not trying to be bitter Betty here...but at this moment in time, this is getting on my nerves.
2.) People who are trying to sunbathe. In October. In the middle of New York City. I understand it's warm out, I understand the sun is shining, but give it up, people, give it up.
3.) People who are eating food that smells delicious. I am getting slightly hungry, therefore, temptation is not good for me right now. I have no money to spend on food outside of my house. I have a terrific pantry full of tuna fish and the ingredients to make a bacon, egg and cheese sandwich at home. I don't need to be tempted with the incredible smell of a Subway steak sub right now. Bastards. I'll probably get one. And it will be amazing. And then I'll have my usual buyer's remorse. DAMN YOU JON LOVITZ AND YOUR HILARIOUS COMMERCIALS.
I have to get out of here and make a bacon, egg and cheese immediately.
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