Don't ask me why, but one of my lifelong dreams has always been to get punched in the face. I'm talking full-on, hit me in my jaw and just knock me out punched. I think it's because I have a pretty high tolerance for pain, and a sick, sick part of me just wants to see if I can stay on my feet. I know this is a weird thing to want, I just can't help it.
Well...as it turns out, Mike Tyson actually announced that he would fight women on his new world tour. I don't see in this article (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/more/10/16/tyson.tour.ap/index.html?cnn=yes) where they are accepting volunteers, but I'll sign up if they take them. Who better to fulfill this fantasy for me? I'm willing to put my absolute hatred for Mike Tyson on the sideline for this one...it would be worth it.
Other dreams I have are to slam dunk a basketball with no help, but I am realistic that this will probably never come true unless someone figures out how to put trampolines and/or rocket ships in my shoes...and to get tackled full-force by someone in the NFL. However, that will probably result in a broken back...whereas getting punched in the face might only result in a broken jaw. I'll take the jaw.
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We are both weird because I have always wanted this also...well really just to get in a fist fight with someone, but due to my lacking fighting skills I figure a punch in the face would be par for the course!
LC
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