...that Jack Bauer just flat out rules. I finally started watching the backup of "24" episodes I've had, and pretty much confirmed that there are only two real badasses in this world - and Chuck Norris is out. It's Urban Meyer and Jack Bauer.
In episode one, after being imprisoned and tortured in Chinese jail for TWO YEARS, Jack kills a man, after being asked by the US government to agree to be further tortured to death to save America (there is no greater patriot than Jack Bauer) by biting him in the jugular and making him fall in such a way that he can conveniently grab the keys to take off his handcuffs and set himself free. This was after a terrorist jabbed a knife into the nerves bundled into his shoulder and lower back. Ummm if that doesn't scream "F*ing Awesome and Amazing" I'm not really sure what does.
Just minutes later, Jack is off to save the world again, having been able to find a very tight-fitting gray, long-sleeved shirt that makes you want him to take it off, if he was not covered in scars inflicted by the evil Chinese government.
Amazing!
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