Sienna Miller’s Deal with Satan gets Sweeter

I’m definitely convinced Sienna Miller has signed a deal with Satan. There is no reason why her list of ex-boyfriends is as comprehensive (and impressive) as it is, or any reason why she is touted as a fashion icon. My feeling is that Lucifer has a little something to do with it.

The dealbreaker came today when I see that Sienna is now dating Craig David. I have crushes on two British celebrities - David Beckham and Craig David. Hmm…I just now noticed that both those names have the name David involved. I wonder if this is a sign. When Becks grows tired of Posh, I'm sure I will sweep in for the kill. But until that time, Sienna is NOT allowed to date Craig David. Only I can. She has officially gone too far and that is why I’m calling her out. Bitch, step off or I will kick your Bohemian ass.

Atlantic City

As many of you know, I was in Atlantic City this weekend with mamadukes and company. One hundred dollars, and zero Beyonce sightings later, I return to New York City. I did, however, drive past the 40/40 Club which means not all was lost.

Have you ever bought Mary Kate Olsen-sized sunglasses on the Boardwalk for a dollar? I have thanks to Atlantic City.

Did you and your mom both lose (at separate times thank God) $40 in 4.5 minutes? We did, in Atlantic City, on black jack and roulette, respectively.

Have you ever seen a former 1950’s greaser pimping out his own mother through dance? Cause I have. Thanks to Atlantic City.