Best Week Ever

Although this week has been one of the most stressful of my life at work, it has also wound up being one of the best. I did get reamed twice, which sucked. But in between...

I won an I-Pod from a survey I did with a vendor. This was fortuitous as the battery on mine has died repeatedly since May. Will the new one be as cute as my current? No. But that's okay so long as I get my full eight hours bitches.

Second, I got a free Dyson from work. Dyson vacuums are like $600. Mine- $0. I vacuumed all ten feet of our apartment, and goddamit, this thing can suck dirt like nothing I've ever seen. I think I'm in love.

Third, America Ferrara, movie star, was in our offices yesterday. Not quite as big as my other celebrity sightings, but anyone who knows me knows that any brush I have with Hollywood is cause for celebration.

Fourth, I actually can say someone in today's PAGE SIX is my friend. My friend Crazy Legs is donating to Katrina relief, and I know him bitches!! Check out www.pagesix.com and then look at this picture. That's me. And Crazy Legs. I can now officially cross this dream off of my life's to-do list.





And Friday, I'm going to tape a segment to be on 20/20. Yes that's right. Yours truly is going to be sharing airtime with Barbara Walters. Watch out Hugh Downs.