More Celebrity Sightings


This week has been full of celebrity sightings and few things make me happier. I'm talking five people- a new weekly record!

Friday, October 21- While on a pub crawl and visiting the SoHo grand, I spot Jack Osbourne across the room, sans drink of course, since he just got out of rehab. No one else believed it was him since he recently became skinny. I got angry because NO ONE knows a celebrity better than me. Everyone expects them to glow with some shiny aura, but SURPRISE they look just like you and I but with better plastic surgery access, I mean, better access to nutritionists and personal trainers. Anywho, it was Jack Osbourne.

Wednesday, October 26- I attend the party for the premiere issue of Inked Magazine, sponsored by Bombay Sapphire and Sapporo beer. As we all know, nothing goes better with tattoos and gin than hip-hop and I go with full expectations to see Missy Elliot, who was supposed to be there. I am disappointed I don't see her, but I do see Joy Bryant and Quddus and Sway from MTV. Joy knows 50 cent, which means technically, I saw someone who knows 50 cent. And that, to me, is awesome.

Thursday, October 27- I head over to LaGuardia Airport to pick up my mama, and lo and behond, Queen of All Celebrity Spotters- my mom- spots Kwame Jackson from the Apprentice just ahead of us in the taxi line. That's where the skillz come from ya'll. Anyways, we then proceed to have a loud conversation about the Apprentice and I'm sure he hears. But then we move on to ER and he probably relaxed. Anyways, Kwame is tall! And he had really nice shoes on. He should I guess, he's like a multi-millionaire now. That bastard.

Anyways, I'm out to Atlantic City for the weekend, where I'll have my eyes wide open for celebrities doing bad things. I'll take a special stroll past Jay-Z's new 40/40 club that just opened in the hopes of spotting Missy...or, if there is a God, seeing Beyonce.