I Knew It!!!


One of the reasons why it is so important we don’t just read American media, is that you find out information that you just won’t see covered on NBC, CBS, Fox, ABC or CNN.

Today’s News Independent, a British newspaper has the following story on its front page today:

Headline: Bush: God told me to invade Iraq (http://news.independent.co.uk/world/americas/article317805.ece)

We will NEVER see this story in an American newspaper, and if for some reason we do- I’ll be the first to die from shock. I’ll even stick a needle in my chest if it doesn’t happen naturally. Apparently Bush made this statement at a meeting with Palestinian leaders in June 2003 according to a BBC report to air later this month.

I AM PRAYING that this can be corroborated by tape, witnesses, something, somebody, anywhere!

If there is not, I think the conversation probably went something like this...

God: Psst, George. Hey George! Wake up, it's me...God.

George: Laura, get off me, get off. It's God, goddamit. Wait just a second.

God: I had an idea. I wanted to run it by you.

George: Laura, I said stop. God, sorry, what can I do ya?

God: Listen, I thought you should go to war with Iraq.

George: Kill a bunch of people? You're on board with that? You know I've been thinking about it.

God: Yeah, I'm for it. Why not? Besides, I think Dick Cheney's bank account is dipping into the low tens of millions. This'll help him out.

George: OK, cowboy. You got it. Ok, ignore my screams in just a few here once Laura here gets back to business.

Ugh!!!!