My Own Year End List

I have read so many year-end lists the last few weeks - best and worst movies of 2006, best and worst albums of 2006, most annoying celebrities, celebrities we love the most, best media moments of 2006, biggest whores of the year, the list goes on- that I decided to create one of my own.

I had to think for a minute about what I would write about. What matters so much to me that I care enough to create a list about it...and I finally settled on people I am over. People that I can't stand and people that are close to being people I can't stand.

So, without further ado, Lia's List of People She is So Over in 2006 into 2007.

1.) Jamie Foxx: At home in Boca over the break I watched a number of old In Living Color episodes and remembered why I liked Jamie Foxx. Then Jamie Foxx did the movie Ray, won the Golden Globe and the Oscar, appeared on Kanye West's Golddigger and became a giant a-hole. Whenever you see Jamie now he's talking about how talented he is and thanking his grandmother who's been dead for like two years. He is so cocky now that I wouldn't be surprised if testicles actually started growing from his neck. I hate him and will continue to do so.

2.) Britney Spears: I'm pretty sure this doesn't really require an explanation but can tell you the only capacity in which I'd like to see Britney Spears in 2007. All I can hope is that some producer does not give Britney some amazing beat that she can pant/breathe over and call it a song. I can only pray that said song does not shoot to #1 and everyone declares Britney's comeback for real. What I do hope is that she goes on some drug-and-alcohol induced binge for like a week, has sex with someone like Bubba Sparxx and gets pregnant again, thereby taking away all chances of us ever having to endure her. Or that the media gets a clue and just stops putting her on TV all together.

3.) Madonna: Such a self-important bitch. I really can't stand her anymore and haven't been able to for some time. She's trying to be Angelina, but there is only room for one Angelina in this world, and Angelina Jolie has already claimed it.

4.) Paris Hilton: I have never understood this. She has a lazy eye for god sakes! Like, a really bad lazy eye!

5.) Tom Cruise: If only we could have lived in Top Gun and Jerry McGuire forever! In 2006, all Tom Cruise did was prove he is no more than a talented, crazy, midget.

6.) Sharon Stone: Another one who thinks she is just so awesome, yet she looks like a witch in bad need of more Botox. I just can't stand her. She had one movie that was big. And only because she showed her vagina. I know she does a lot for AIDS research, that's commendable, but she's famous for showing her vagina. In a movie. A very long time ago.

7.) Sela Ward: There are probably only like five people who read this and know who she is, but for some unknown reason I just hate this woman. That's not going to change just because its 2007.

8.) Original Gym Boyfriend. With all the new Gym Boyfriends I have, I just felt the need to repeat that I don't need him anymore. In all his hotness. Even if I think he is broken up with his girlfriend. We're over!

9.) McWigger: Just because. Fuck him.

People Who Are on the Brink:

1.) Lindsay Lohan: I really want Lindsay Lohan to make it because I think she is truly talented. But she has to get her act together like ASAP. I think her mom should start acting a bit more like a mom and a lot less like a best friend. Team Lohan in 2007!

2.) Perez Hilton: For reasons previously mentioned.

3.) Gwen Stefani: Another one who just may be creeping onto the self-important side. I'll give her this year to see if we can still be friends.