This.Is.Fantastic.

Behold...Kevin Federline's new music video. It is officially the awesomest horrible thing I've ever seen.

Some initial thoughts:

1.) Take off the Yankees hat. You embarass Yankees fans.

2.) Why do you rap in that wierd voice?

3.) Hip-hop is boycotting Cristal Kevin Federline. Therefore, giving it a shout out in your song pretty much sums up your credibility.

4.) Air guitar? Really?

5.) What is the weird jerky dance move you do near the end? Aren't you supposed to be a dancer? I've seen seizures that look better than that.

6.) You call yourself out for being a superstar. A superstar of what exactly? You had to finance your own record and your own video...with your wife's money I'd imagine. The only superstar that makes you the kind that figured out how to marry Britney Spears, end her Cinderella story and squander all the money she earned acting like a whore.

That's all for now. I need to go vomit up dinner.