Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Your Brother Didn't Rap Aaron Carter....Mine Did

Many of you may know my little brother, some of you out there may even be related to him. If you have met Lil L. you know that his life is not like others. He knows everyone, sees everything. Have you ever battle rapped Aaron Carter? Cause Lil L. did. And won. Dirty style.

Apparently Aaron lives in Margate and popped into the club my brother promotes. I should preface this by saying that I've always hated Aaron Carter. I thought he was super corny. And living in the shadow of an older brother named Nick Carter, the absolute worst of the Backstreet Boys, is not any way to become famous.

But luckily my little bro avenged the wrong done on the world when Aaron Carter decided to pursue a career in music. While Aaron was doing pre-written rhymes about money and guns, my little bro freestyled the following...in his own words...

"now ur up on stage tryin to rap for applause, but how gangsta can u be at the teen choice awards?"

"your only famous cuz of ur sibling, family like paris n nicki hilton, better yet jessica and ashlee simpson"

(then he started dancing so i gave it to em even worse)

look at this kid, skinny lookin lik cancer, looks like im the famous one, and ur my backup dancer"

"you see how ghetto i am, tryin to win>? whatd u think? its past ur curfew lil boy, ur not even old enuff to drink"

And the one that sent him packing...

"what was your name again?, AC that not very smart see, cuz for the past 10 mins i thought u were Jesse Mccartney"

awwww yeah!

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