More Hollywood Marraiges Gone Horribly Wrong

Thanks to A.G. for sending this morning another reason why young Hollywood need not get married. In the last three days, the following couples are announcing or will be announcing their divorces...

- Sophia Bush and Chad Michael Murray- marriage duration: 4 months (This soooo better not affect this season of One Tree Hill or I'll be super angry)
- Tori Spelling and her Unknown Actorish Boyfriend- marriage duration: 1 year (Proving the age old adage that billions of dollars + no acting talent + a resume with movies like "Mother, May I Sleep with Danger" = washed up Donna)
- Jaime Lynn Sigler and her Manager Boyfriend- marriage duration 2 years (snooze)

Expected, at least on my end to let the truth free soon:
- Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey (Oh come on, you know they're only together b/c they have those ABC contracts for Nick and Jessica's Corny Holiday Extravanzas)
- Britney and Kevin- When he dumps for a Vegas stripper (my prediction anyways, b.c really isn't that only like one step below Britney to begin with? )
- Demi and Ashton- I know they just got married like a day ago, but she's crafty that Demi...she'll get pregnant and then one up Ashton by dating a fetus.