AI: Boys Week 3

I'll be honest, I don't even know if this will be worth my time, but I'm willing to give it a shot.

Here goes nothing....

Oh, but PS, I'm just watching the performances and only listening to Simon. I'm fast forwarding past everything else. I want to watch other quality TV tonight...like Heroes.

Blake: Um Jimmy Walker Blue? What the F*** was that? I might give props to doing a 311 song if 311 was doing it. Where's the singing? Oh my god. Just shoot me now. He sang like half the words wrong and I know b/c I sang that song for like a year straight. Randy liked that? I'm confused. Please Simon bring a dose of reality into this. Oh my god not even you Simon? I'm scared. I'm cold. Confused. I just violated my own rule about not watching the judges.

Sanjaya: Christ did he straighten his hair? And the hula? I would laugh at his wierdness if my heart wasn't breaking at watching my favorite show die a slow and painful death. I would give him props for being better than last week but my hatred is too far gone.

Sundance: I still want to like him but this isn't star quality people. I feel like this is awful karaoke...oh wait cause it is. I think I had a knife nearby earlier. I'm going to go find it so I can slit my wrists.

Chris: My favorite so far in the competition. Please do good. Please. THANK GOD. THANK GOD FOR JT-LOOKING CHRIS! I LOVE HIM. I'm going to listen just to make sure the judges say what they should. Randy, check. Paula, check. Simon...ummm good enough check.

Jared: Ok this kid should stop with the faces a-sap. It's kind of annoying me...almost. And he's just doing a pretty good job with the Stevie song, which is not easy And so many have failed. Ok that was pretty good. Finally, someone steps up to the plate. Finally. And wow, Paula made sense for once and didn't just hurrah someone....wow. Good.

Brandon: Will Brandon bring it tonight? He's got such a good voice he's not using. Doesn't sound like he chose the right song...again. I think this is an odd choice for him and I'm not sure why he wouldn't have chosen a power ballad or something that would tearjerk people into voting for him. I think Brandon is going to find himself back doing background vocals very soon. That was really wierd.

Phil:First off, I'm so glad the stylists on this show are talented and give him a hat b/c he looks funny w/o one. I don't like the key he is starting out in. I think he sounds like a very old Kermit with a sore throat. Now that he's in the chorus it sounds better, and the falsetto is nice. I like that Phil comes out and sings. This was alright. Better than some of the others.

Chris:I'm not sure why I don't like Chris anymore. Maybe because my disillusionment with this show is transferring to everyone on it. Where is that knife from before? I'm kind of bored and my wrist looks way too intact. I feel like I could see this in Second on Second (my fave karaoke place) on any Saturday night. And I'm serious. This is no star. Ugh.

Um alright well I'm totally underwhelmed and I think Sanjaya better be gone, and maybe Brandon. I hope Phil's past performances carries him through.

Ok, I'm watching Heroes now.